The Postal Service Just Confuses the Heck Out of Me

You’re going to call me crazy for expecting anything else, but the United States Postal Service just confuses me to no end.  Of the hundred and fifty holiday cards I sent out (yes, by snail mail… call me old-fashioned), I’ve already received four of them back with incorrect addresses.

One of them was from Australia and while the address was correct, the house was new and the owners had not yet installed a mail box out front.  Okay, fair enough.

Cliff Three of the returned cards were from the United States.  One of them has a sticker that says “Return to sender – attempted to forward, address not known.”  Again, fair enough.  The recipient of the card (Mr. Niwano!) has not informed me of an address change so what can I expect the USPS to do?

(There’s a whole other blog entry on the topic of letting people know in this digital age when your snail mail address has changed.)

But two of the returned cards really confused me:

The first card, the sticker tells me that the forwarding time has expired, but helpfully lists the new address, which is in the same postal code. 

Checking with Google maps, it seems that the new address is exactly 2.3 miles form the old address.  So, in their infinite financial wisdom, the United States Postal Service decided to return the card about 7,934 miles (by the great circle route) rather than forward it to an address they have, 2.3 miles away.

The second card, the stamp tells me that they are unable to forward the card.  It seems that I’ve transposed two digits in the house number.  How do I know.  Because some postal employee crossed out the incorrect number (4305) and wrote the correct number (4035).  Then sent it back to me. 

Again looking at Google maps, it seems that the recipient’s street is only one block long, so it isn’t like the postal employee had to walk two blocks to deliver it.  He or she already knew the correct address but couldn’t be troubled to deliver it there!

You tell me, please, what exactly I’m getting for my 42 cents.

 

23 thoughts on “The Postal Service Just Confuses the Heck Out of Me

  1. 150 greeting cards, wow. I do not think I have mailed that many over all my years, and you did it every year.  That is over $60 in stamps alone?  impressive.  I tend to send emails instead.  USPS have no logic at all, and confused me also.  They have certain way to do things, and no one can tell them to do things differently.  Totally without common “cents” or 42 cents. 

  2. That should be the working culture on this side of the world…..here in Canada – at least Vancouver – is the same and as what stevew918 has  said ‘no one can tell them to do thins differently’

  3. 150 cards? WOW you are the Christmas Card angel, hands down.  I will stop being so stingy about Christmas cards from now on. I sent out e-cards to the majority and only a cards to a handful of people.  they should have just delivered it. i would have.

  4. I’m not taking sides, but…. It seems that they were 100% accurate on all cards where the name and address matched. And for those of us in the witness protection program it is very important that the name we’re given matches the address were are located. Also at the salary of postal employees, spending more than 2 minutes deciding what to do with one piece of mail would ultimately cost more than sending it back. We got your card 🙂

  5. Chris is such a X’mas card angel! Thank you since mine was delivered right on. By the way, I had visited a Thai post office (along Sukumvit?) a few times before, and would not give it too much faith…but got my stuff delivered anyhow!

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