Bangkok taxi drivers like to pimp out their cars. Anywhere the drivers gather, you are sure to find a sticker stall – a bicycle-driven shop that has thousands of different stickers and decals with which you can customize your car. “We Love The King” is a popular one, of course, but sometimes you see some pretty odd ones.
The other day I hopped into this taxi and saw what looked like a very typical, professional sticker indicating what behavior/items were appropriate in the car.
From left to right (as viewed by someone getting into the car):
- DVD Karaoke available
- No smoking allowed
- No drinks allowed
- No knives or guns allowed
- No sex allowed
- No durian allowed
- No dogs allowed
- No water buffalos allowed
Please, if you have a water buffalo with you, hail another taxi.